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Do what you feel in your heart to be right- for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do and damned if you don't. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Insurance Plans

A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously. 'Oh my GOD!' screamed the woman. 'That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?' The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, 'I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture.' 'Oh, well in that case, I guess its okay,' said the woman. As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient laying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him. Again, the woman screamed, 'Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?' Again the doctor spoke very calmly: 'Same illness, better health plan.'

It's all good in the Nipper's Corner hood!

S: guess who i go my nails done w/ last night!

C: who?

S: mandisa

C: lol are you serious!? That's hilarious

S: yup, totally serious. my girl couldnt get me in last night, so i went to this place closer to my house owned by the same chick & she came in while i was getting my pedi

C: did you talk to her at all? or just recognize her?

S: no, i wouldnt have wanted to been bothered if i were her. besides, what would i say? its not like im a fan of hers, soooooo... i'd have been like, "hey mandisa - i guess your still living in antioch (it's right down the road) since the whole "idol" thing didnt work out for ya..."

C: ha ha ha!! lmao