The Tennessean's Old Ass

Subject: i forgot to tell you...

S: you'll never guess who i saw at the gym on sunday... brad f-ing schmidt! as usual, he was walking around like he's god's gift. i had to laugh to myself each time he walked past. just wanted to share the humor

C: is he still a nasty fat ugly fu*k?

S: pretty much, although i think he lost one of the 3 babies he was carrying in his tumtum.

C: well that's good I guess....too bad nothing can fix A.) his face and B.) his ego

S: lol - agreed.